Pollack

“Dad?”
“Yeah?”
“Where are we?”
“I can’t say.”

Pollack was just a normal person, a lot like me or you, except he stumbled into a mess someone else made for him.

“Why, dad?”
“You done somethin’ mighty wrong son…”

Pollack Janes was a well-known murderer in his own time, this mainly stems from the accusations of him murdering his late wife, who at the time was our first female president.

“Where is Elizabeth?”
“You done a bad thing, son…”

Former president Elizabeth Janes died of food poisoning, and by food poisoning, I mean someone actually placed poison in her food. Many suspects were interviewed, considering how many enemies the late president had, clowns, fellow politicians, several primates and a particularly suspicious bear whom was classified as Jo-Jo.

“Son, you done somethin’ wrong, and you need to be punished. I’m putting you in a private place, where you can live the rest of yer life in peace.”

Pollack Janes disappeared soon after the first rumors of the homicide began to pop up. Unbeknownst to the majority of the public, he was kidnapped by an age-old organization known only as The Corporation.

“What did I do? Where is Elizabeth?”

The Corporation kidnapped Pollack for the perceived good of the public. The Corporation saw the turmoil being caused by Pollack’s existence and swept him away before the main public uproar began. This was all orchestrated by Pollack’s father, Edward.

“Elizabeth is dead, and you killed her, Pollack.”